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Thursday, March 30, 2006

What About You?

I'm a generally unfuckwitted, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, seizure-inducingly boring spod!


See how compatible you are with me!


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14 Comments:

At 6:01 PM, Blogger Candace said...

We're 85% compatible!
I'm a generally unfuckwitted (whew!), liberal, tight as fuck, relatively well adjusted (?) human being (?).

 
At 7:19 PM, Blogger pooks said...

That's better than being a boring spod! (What's a spod?)

 
At 8:57 PM, Blogger Chris Hansen said...

pooks,

i'm a generally unf**kwitted, liberal, disgustingly generous, relatively well adjusted human being.

And I'm 78% compatible with you...

In case you needed to know. ;-)

 
At 9:06 PM, Blogger Cynthia said...

I didn't too well on this -- an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child.

75% compatible with thee.

What did you have to check to be unfuckwitted?

What is that anyway?

Feel like I'm sitting in the dark alone.

 
At 9:27 PM, Blogger pooks said...

Chris, I'm not at all surprised you are disgustingly generous and well-adjusted!

Psst. Somebody tell Cynthia we weren't supposed to tell the truth for goodness sake. It'll scare the children.

 
At 11:08 PM, Blogger Candace said...

Oh, yeah, I forgot that I was going to comment on what it said about you, Pooks (probably because I was laughing so hard over my being labelled "well adjusted") -- you are definitely NOT boring! Spodish, maybe, but not boring.

 
At 11:16 PM, Blogger Chris Hansen said...

thanks, pooks, but i WAS a little surprised! me, well adjusted? that doesn't make a lick of sense.

just ask my wife.

 
At 4:50 PM, Blogger Cynthia said...

swell. in the dark. alone.

at least it's quiet.

amf

 
At 8:41 PM, Blogger pooks said...

Cyn -- what makes you think you're alone ... ? Muhahaha.

Chris, what does your wife know? She's comparing you to normal- I mean, boring people. We writers are a different breed.

And I've decided "Spodish" must definitely mean "sexy" and not "something all too close to a potato."

 
At 10:09 PM, Blogger Chris Hansen said...

i'll tell her that, pooks. but she'll just look at me like i'm crazy...

 
At 6:25 PM, Blogger pooks said...

oh well, that's the price she pays for marrying a writer!

 
At 11:34 PM, Anonymous Sam said...

I'm an 80% Pooks compatible "apparently intelligent, liberal, tight as fuck, relatively well adjusted human being."

Whadda they mean relatively?! It wasn't even a village! It was a hamlet!

 
At 6:00 AM, Blogger pooks said...

How could we be 80% compatible if I'm not even a human being and you are? It appears we only have one thing in common -- liberal. Well, that and the fact we're both from North America.

 
At 9:17 PM, Anonymous Sam said...

If you must know, I'm really from B3K, a small blue-green planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. (My ride is...um...a little late. But I'm going home soon. I just know it!)

 

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