I'm Killing Hollywood.

So I put in a call to The Guy and after a few days he hasn't called back, which I'm used to because after all there are jokes made about why guys like this don't call back, business as usual, tra-la-la.

I email and say, "phone call?" and The Guy emails back, "Sorry, I was at a funeral today, very sad, will call tomorrow."

Of course tomorrow didn't come, or rather the phone call didn't, which is okay because I was at the movies, anyway.

So I email the next day and say, "phone call?" and The Guy emails back, "I just lost another industry friend," and details, and "call you in a sec," which I didn't believe, because after all, this is The Guy.

But then I realize, for every call The Guy doesn't return, a friend dies.

Whoa. This could be a mooooovie!

I kill Hollywood, fear my call.

Or return it.